domingo, 30 de septiembre de 2012
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Sheldon: I don't know your odds in the world as a whole, but as far as the population of this car goes, you're a veritable mac daddy.
The Big Bang Theory
Sheldon: I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.
Leonard: Must we?--
Sheldon: Event A. A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B. We drive half way across town to retrieve a television set from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend. Query? On what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events?
Leonard: She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Ah, yes, well--that may be the proximal cause of our journey, but we both know it only exists in contradistinction to the higher level distal cause.
Leonard: Which is?
Sheldon: You think with your penis.
Leonard: That's a biological impossibility and you didn't have to come.
Sheldon: Oh, right, yes--I could have stayed behind and watched Wolowitz try to hit on Penny in Russian, Arabic, and Farsi. Why can't she get her own TV?
Leonard: Come on, you know how it is with break-ups?
Sheldon: No I don't. And neither do you.
Leonard: Bu-I… I broke up with Joyce Kim.
Sheldon: You did not break up with Joyce Kim. She defected to North Korea.
Leonard: (defensively) To mend her broken heart. This situation is much less complicated. There's some kind of dispute between Penny and her ex-boyfriend as to who gets custody of the TV. She just wanted to avoid having a scene with him.
Sheldon: So we get to have a scene with him?
Leonard: Must we?--
Sheldon: Event A. A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B. We drive half way across town to retrieve a television set from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend. Query? On what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events?
Leonard: She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Ah, yes, well--that may be the proximal cause of our journey, but we both know it only exists in contradistinction to the higher level distal cause.
Leonard: Which is?
Sheldon: You think with your penis.
Leonard: That's a biological impossibility and you didn't have to come.
Sheldon: Oh, right, yes--I could have stayed behind and watched Wolowitz try to hit on Penny in Russian, Arabic, and Farsi. Why can't she get her own TV?
Leonard: Come on, you know how it is with break-ups?
Sheldon: No I don't. And neither do you.
Leonard: Bu-I… I broke up with Joyce Kim.
Sheldon: You did not break up with Joyce Kim. She defected to North Korea.
Leonard: (defensively) To mend her broken heart. This situation is much less complicated. There's some kind of dispute between Penny and her ex-boyfriend as to who gets custody of the TV. She just wanted to avoid having a scene with him.
Sheldon: So we get to have a scene with him?
Leonard: No--Sheldon, there's not going to be a scene. There's two of us and one of him.
Sheldon: Leonard, the two of us can't even carry a TV.
Sheldon: Leonard, the two of us can't even carry a TV.
Sabes,
Al final todos estamos solos.
Y somos afortunados de estar cerca de otro.
Pero no podemos ser uno con el.
Es imposible pensar que alguien nos pertenece.
Y somos afortunados de estar cerca de otro.
Pero no podemos ser uno con el.
Es imposible pensar que alguien nos pertenece.
Che.
Tu orgullosa libertad es como la de un gato callejero...
Que hace las cosas a su manera.
Pero cargabas con una herida sin curar, no?
Como soy tan imprudente...
Pensé que hasta eso era copado.
Y no sabia que tan grande era tu dolor.
Que hace las cosas a su manera.
Pero cargabas con una herida sin curar, no?
Como soy tan imprudente...
Pensé que hasta eso era copado.
Y no sabia que tan grande era tu dolor.
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